Gecko

I used to work with a guy who thought he was England's answer to Gordon Gecko...

He'd come to work fully braced up, pinstripe suit, pocket square, his hair combed back with brylcreem.

His screen saver and coffee mug both read:

'Money Never Sleeps'

He thought this was sales.

Stood on his feet pitching loudly all day, with a well carved out superiority complex.

Talking to people like shit.

You'd have thought he was moving millions by the second.

He was actually selling bin liners.

So whether you're dealing millions on Wall St or shifting bin bags by the dozen.

Don't become Gecko.

Greed is not good. It's just greedy.