Discovered a sales hack today...

I picked up this thing called a phone & dialled.

Guess what happened?

A human being was on the other end & I was able to have an actual conversation!

Apparently a Scotsman named Alexander Bell invented this device over 100 years ago...

I wish someone had shown me this at the start of my career.

I've already started emailing all those salespeople in my inbox to tell them of this incredible breakthrough.

Just wait till they find out...a sigh of relief will likely wash over them that they'll no longer have to send emails with a 0.1% response rate.

Haven't received a response yet - maybe it's interrupted their sequence or something.

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